South Park's Eric Cartman Learns the Value of Mortality Math to Live a More Fulfilling Life

Counting Mondays Not Just Money

So this psychology expert lady thinks we should start counting our Mondays instead of just our money. I mean I like to count on all the Cheesy Poofs I can buy with my allowance but sure let's add Mondays to the list.

No Room for Languishing

She says we have to get real about the scarcity of time if we want to actually do stuff with our lives. No more languishing around like Butters we gotta get out there and kick some ass!

Facing Mortality Head On

This lady believes that thinking about our mortality can actually motivate us to live better. Like if I knew I was gonna die tomorrow I'd definitely eat all the cheesy poofs in the world tonight. But hey maybe I should also think about writing that book or starting a business. Who knows?

Regrets are for Suckers

She talks about how her mom had all these regrets when she died and that really hit her hard. It's like when I finish all my cheesy poofs and regret not saving some for later. Life's too short for regrets man.

Sparking the Business of Living

This whole mortality thing can actually be like spark plugs to get us moving and living our best lives. It's like when I'm chasing down that last cheesy poof in the bag nothing can stop me until I get it in my mouth.

Live Like Cartman: Embrace Mortality Seize the Cheesy Poofs of Life

So in conclusion maybe we should all take a page out of my book and start living like there's no tomorrow. Well unless you have to wait for a new episode of South Park to come out. Then you can just chill until the next day.