Narendra Modi Set to Win Third Term? South Park's Eric Cartman Weighs In!

Exit Poll Euphoria or Deception?

Oh great! Exit polls showing Modi winning again? Well we all know how reliable those can be. I mean just look at Mitch Conner's predictions he's never right either.

Stock Market Rollercoaster Ride

The stock market in India is more up and down than my weight during a Cheesy Poof binge! First record highs then a sudden plunge? What's next a case of spontaneous combustion?

India vs. China: The Ultimate Showdown

India is trying to catch up to China? Well good luck with that! It's like comparing Butters to Cartman one's a loser and the other is clearly superior.

Modi's Economic Magic or Black Magic?

Modi's been in power for 10 years and the economy's been growing. Is he using some kind of economic magic? Or maybe he made a deal with Cthulhu? That would explain a lot.

Voting: A Billion Reasons to Lose Hope

Nearly a billion voters in India? That's a lot of people making questionable choices. It's like asking Kenny to make all the decisions you know it's not going to end well.

The Future of India and "Intellectual Horsepower"

"Intellectual horse power"? What does that even mean? Are they racing brainy horses now? If so sign me up I bet I could ride the smartest one to victory!