Exclusive: Humane, the AI Startup Behind Failed AI Pin, Desperate for Buyer!

Oh My God You Guys AI Pin is so Lame!

So apparently this AI startup Humane founded by ex Apple dudes thought they were all that with their AI Pin. But guess what? It totally flopped! Woah big surprise NOT.

Seriously Who Even Needs an AI Lapel Pin?

I mean come on who in their right mind would pay $699 plus $24 a month to T Mobile just to replace their smartphone with a lapel pin? It's like those fancy gadgets you buy and then they turn out to be worthless... like Butters.

Dude It's Not a Fail It's a "Science Project"!

Reviewers called the AI Pin a "science project" and "totally broken." Sounds like something Cartman would come up with in his backyard. Not surprised it's a party trick at best just like Kenny.

Behind by 6 Months? More Like Behind by Season 2!

Humane is apparently behind by six months but let's be real it's more like behind by Season 2. Maybe they should take a lesson from SpaceX and just stick to launching cars into space.

AI Startup or Comedy Club? You Decide.

With backers like Microsoft OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff Humane is starting to sound more like a comedy club than an AI startup. Maybe they should stick to making jokes instead of AI pins.

HP Please Save Us from the Lapel Pin Nightmare!

HP telecom companies whoever is out there please save us all from this AI lapel pin nightmare. We don't need another useless gadget taking up space in our lives... we already have Randy Marsh for that.