Gordon Ramsey Roasts Tesla CEO Elon Musk's Absurd Pay Package

Gordon Ramsey Serves Up a Hot Take

Oh dear me! What a load of rubbish we have here with Elon Musk's pay package. 140 times the average worker's pay? That's more ludicrous than a raw chicken risotto!

CalSTRS and Norway's Sovereign Wealth Fund Say 'No Thanks'

CalSTRS Chief Investment Officer Chris Ailman is not mincing his words this pay package is not getting a thumbs up. And even Norway's sovereign wealth fund is saying 'nei takk' to Musk's over the top compensation package.

Ailman's Recipe for Success

Ailman doesn't want Musk to leave Tesla but he's calling for some professional managers to take charge. Can you imagine Musk in the kitchen yelling 'where's the lamb sauce' while someone else is cooking?

Musk Threatens to Shift Focus

If the pay package goes up in flames Musk might just put his energy into his other projects. Can you imagine him on Mars yelling at aliens like contestants on Hell's Kitchen?

CalSTRS' Eyewatering Assets

CalSTRS has a whopping $333 billion in assets that's enough to buy a kitchen full of overpriced appliances. Maybe they need to invest in a few more vegetables instead.