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U.S. Sanctions Waiver on Iranian Oil A Witcher's Take

Oil prices rise amid Middle East conflict, prompting global economic concerns and potential US policy changes.
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Trump's Jones Act Waiver Navigates Troubled Oil Waters

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An oil tanker navigates the Strait of Hormuz, a crucial passageway for global oil supplies amidst escalating regional tensions.
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Oil Markets Tumble Amid Middle East Tensions

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A FedEx cargo plane soars through the sky symbolizing the company's expanding reach and improved financial outlook.
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  • Tue 17 March, 2026 20:13
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U.S. Treasury Department temporarily eases sanctions on Iranian oil amidst ongoing geopolitical tensions.
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Sanctions Waiver Shadows the Iranian Oil Market

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Uncertainty grips global markets as geopolitical tensions escalate, prompting investors to seek safety amidst the storm.
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Middle East Mayhem Chaos Looms Over Wall Street

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  • Thu 19 March, 2026 10:47
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The new Nissan Rogue with e-Power offers a novel hybrid solution, combining electric drive with a gasoline engine as a generator.
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The Bank of Japan headquarters in Tokyo, where policymakers are grappling with the implications of global events on domestic inflation.
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Japan's Inflation Tango Middle East Tensions and the BOJ's Rate Dilemma

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  • Fri 20 March, 2026 07:10
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