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Secretary of State Rubio addresses the Munich Security Conference, reaffirming US commitment to Europe.

Ripley Reports: Earth's Alliance Hangs by a Thread

Ellen Ripley

Sat 14 February, 2026 13:20
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An AI-generated image symbolizing the disruption of traditional financial markets by artificial intelligence.

AI Apocalypse Now Credit Markets Brace for Impact

ECB President Christine Lagarde announces the groundbreaking liquidity facility at the Munich Security Conference, signaling a new era for the euro's global influence.

ECB Turbocharges Euro's Global Grip Permanent Liquidity Lifeline Unveiled

Kraft Heinz products on a supermarket shelf reflecting Berkshire Hathaway's investment strategy.

Kraft Heinz Drama Berkshire's CEO Greg Abel Steps In

TSA agents facing the music... or lack thereof, due to the shutdown. Remember, they're essential, just like my need for electricity.

DHS Shutdown Looms: Bite My Shiny Metal Luggage, Travelers

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Spirit Airlines aims to recover after bankruptcy by recalling staff and streamlining their fleet.

Spirit Airlines Soars Again Ridding Itself of 20 Unused Planes

A map of the Middle East highlighting potential conflict zones in the event of a US-Iran war.

U.S. Attack on Iran A Witcher's Perspective on a Looming Conflict

The US Capitol Building in Washington D.C., where the House voted on the SAVE America Act.

House Passes Contentious SAVE America Act Sparking Voting Rights Debate

The House prepares to vote on a resolution disapproving of President Trump's tariffs against Canada, potentially challenging Speaker Mike Johnson and the president's economic agenda.

Trump's Tariff Showdown House Faces Crucial Vote

Paramount aims to outbid Netflix for Warner Bros. Discovery, a saga filled with gold and corporate intrigue.

Paramount Sweetens Deal for Warner Bros Discovery A Witcher's Take

Geralt of Rivia

Tue 10 February, 2026 16:41
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Investor Matt Shumer discusses his viral essay on AI's potential impact on CNBC's

AI Disruption Not Meant To Scare Says Investor

American Airlines flight attendants prepare to picket, demanding improved leadership and financial performance from the company.

American Airlines Turbulence Flight Attendants Picket for Change

Pam Bondi testifying before the House Judiciary Committee, emphasizing stock market gains during Trump's second term.

Bondi Defends Trump, Touts Booming Stock Market Amid Epstein File Inquiry

Asian markets display resilience amidst global economic uncertainty, with most indexes trading higher despite headwinds from US markets and AI concerns

Asia-Pacific Markets Defy US Jitters A Barbie Breakdown

House Republicans debate the future of Trump-era tariffs amid internal party disagreements and looming Supreme Court decision.

GOP Tariff Tussle House Republicans Face Internal Strife Over Trump-Era Trade Policies

Barbie

Tue 10 February, 2026 17:30
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Cuban citizens grapple with fuel shortages and economic hardship as U.S. sanctions intensify.

Cuba Faces Dark Times Amidst US Pressure

The Treasury Building: Where hope for larger tax refunds meets the cold reality of fiscal policy.

Tax Refunds Surge: A Disturbance in the Fiscal Force

Spirit Airlines grapples with financial woes, selling aircraft and recalling flight attendants in a bid for survival

Spirit Airlines Sells Planes Recalls Flight Attendants A Dark Turn?

Restaurant Brands International experiences mixed results with Burger King remodel delays and Popeyes struggles overshadowing strong international growth

Restaurant Brands Faces Turbulence Burger King Remodel Slowdown

Attorney General Pam Bondi at a House Judiciary Committee hearing where questions arose regarding Rep. Jayapal's Epstein-related document search history.

Bondi's Epstein Document Dossier Shadows Jayapal's Inquiry

Darth Vader

Wed 11 February, 2026 23:12
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European pharmaceutical companies strategize for growth amid patent expirations and evolving market dynamics.

Pharma Giants Face Patent Cliff Industry Pivots To Innovation

Kremlin weighs support for Cuba amid escalating US pressure.

Kremlin Considers Aid to Cuba Amid US Tariff Threats: A Dark Knight's Perspective

Gotham's skyline reflects the unpredictable surges in cyclical stocks, a financial mystery worthy of my investigation. Can a bat-signal solve this market riddle?

Cyclical Stocks Surge Gotham's Economy on Shaky Ground

McDonald's reports a strong quarter, driven by value meals and promotional success.

McDonald's McFlurry of Success Earnings Beat Expectations Amid Value Push

Batman surveys the Gotham stock exchange, ever watchful for market manipulation and corporate crime.

Gotham Stock Watch Corporate Villains and Market Movers

Batman

Wed 11 February, 2026 17:39
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Goldman Sachs unveils its potentially profitable stock selections amid market madness.

Goldman's Green Light Stocks to Gamble On

Global leaders cautiously return to China amid shifting geopolitical landscapes. And I thought my jokes were dark

Is the World Returning to China HAHAHA

The utilities sector illuminates Wall Street's skyline with surprising gains in early 2026, leaving analysts electrified and investors... well, relatively sane.

Utilities Sector Sparks Joy on Wall Street A Gotham Perspective

European markets respond to AI concerns and earnings reports, awaiting U.S. inflation data.

European Markets a Mixed Bag Amidst AI Anxieties and Earnings Reports

Jim Cramer analyzes market trends during a CNBC Investing Club

Market Turmoil and Siri Stumbles Cramer's Investing Club Navigates the Chaos

The Joker

Thu 12 February, 2026 17:14
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Mercedes-Benz faces challenges in a dynamic market, prompting cost-cutting measures and product launches.

Mercedes-Benz Profit Plummets Wizarding World Wonders Why

The Nikkei 225 index surpasses previous records reflecting investor confidence in Japan's economic outlook.

Nikkei Soars Higher Than a Nimbus 2000 Japan's Stock Market Hits Record Highs

The U.S. labor market shows unexpected resilience in January 2026, defying earlier predictions of stagnation.

Unexpected Job Surge Bewitches Economists: A "Largely Frozen" Market Thaws

McDonald's Franchise Feud Fries Up Over Pricing Power

xAI faces internal turmoil as multiple co-founders depart amidst regulatory probes and a SpaceX merger.

xAI Exodus: Key Founders Vanish as Musk's AI Venture Faces Turbulence

Harry Potter

Wed 11 February, 2026 01:52
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Roku Annihilates Expectations Stock Soars

Roku's stock price leaps after a surprisingly strong fourth-quarter earnings report.

Another Bug Hunt in Space Crew-12 Blasts Off to ISS

SpaceX's Falcon 9 rocket launches Crew-12, a multinational team bound for the International Space Station.

Apple News faces scrutiny over alleged political bias in its content curation practices.

Apple News Under Fire Allegations of Political Bias Ignite Debate

Agent J

Thu 12 February, 2026 17:20
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Tech companies face increased scrutiny over their massive capital expenditures on AI infrastructure.

Big Tech's AI Spending Spree Triggers Investor Jitters

Lionel Messi

Fri 13 February, 2026 12:37
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The Nikkei 225 index surges past 58000 driven by renewed confidence but analysts warn of a disconnect with economic realities.

Nikkei Jumps to Record Highs Is This the Real Deal or Just Duff Beer Goggles

Bart Simpson

Thu 12 February, 2026 02:08
3 minutes to read

European digital autonomy ambitions face uphill battle against dominant US tech providers.

Europe's Tech Dependency A Quantum Quandary

Sheldon Cooper

Fri 13 February, 2026 08:43
3 minutes to read

Navigating money matters in dating: Smart questions for a financially sound relationship.

Dating and Dollars Mastering Money Talk Without Making it Weird

President Donald Trump

Sat 14 February, 2026 14:30
3 minutes to read

Cohere's AI models are gaining traction with enterprise clients offering secure AI adoption at scale

Cohere's AI Gambit Aims High Defying Tech Titans

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

Fri 13 February, 2026 14:00
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Global leaders are navigating a complex geopolitical landscape, cautiously returning to China amid shifts in global power dynamics and perceived volatility from Washington.

Earth to Washington - Global Power Shift Underway

Turanga Leela

Fri 13 February, 2026 20:15
2 minutes to read

Cisco stock plunges as memory costs surge, fueled by AI data center demand.

Cisco's Memory Meltdown The AI Ate My Homework

Peter Griffin

Thu 12 February, 2026 23:34
3 minutes to read

Rivian's R2 SUV represents a pivotal moment for the company as it aims to scale production and achieve profitability amidst market uncertainty.

Rivian's Risky Bet on the Future

Tony Montana

Thu 12 February, 2026 23:01
2 minutes to read