Oh My God, They're Making a Killing! Eric Cartman Reacts to Waste Management's $7.2 Billion Purchase of Stericycle

Eric Cartman Weighs In

Well well well look who's making bank now! Waste Management sure knows how to throw around those big boy numbers. $7.2 billion? That's like a gazillion dollars in Cartman currency.

Big Money Big Deal

I betcha Stan and Kyle wish they had thought of buying a waste disposal company. I mean they're always cleaning up my crap might as well make some money off of it am I right?

Premium Price Tag

Twenty four percent premium? That's like spending extra for the cheesy poofs at the cafeteria. But hey gotta pay up for quality trash right?

Cartman's Take on Board Approval

Unanimously approved? That's suspiciously agreeable for a group of people. If only I could get the boys to agree on what to watch on TV.

Stock Market Rollercoaster

Stericycle's stocks are skyrocketing while Waste Management's are taking a bit of a dip. Kinda like when I eat all the cheesy poofs they go up in my belly but then I feel a little bloated.

The Wall Street Journal Strikes Again

Ah The Wall Street Journal. Always breaking the big stories. Just like when they revealed who really pooped in the urinal at school.