Eric Cartman Joins OpenAI Board with Army General, Nakasone

Eric Cartman's Take on OpenAI's New Board Member

Well well well look who's joining the OpenAI board Paul M. Nakasone a retired U.S. Army general. Can't wait to see how he deals with the AI world. Respect my authoritah Nakasone!

Strengthening Cybersecurity with AI Oh the Humanity!

OpenAI is saying Nakasone's insights will help them detect and respond to cybersecurity threats quickly. Guess they're gearing up to fight off those pesky hackers. Screw you guys I'm going AI!

New Members and Controversies Sounds Like a South Park Episode

OpenAI is bringing on board new members like Dr. Sue Desmond Hellmann and Nicole Seligman amidst controversies and high level departures. Well well cool story Broflovski!

Hyper Growth and Hyper Controversy Just Another Day in AI land

Despite all the drama OpenAI is in hyper growth mode since launching ChatGPT in 2022. Looks like they're getting ready to take on the world one controversial step at a time. Screw you guys I'm going home!

AI Business Boomtime with OpenAI and Apple Partnership

OpenAI is partnering up with Apple for a ChatGPT Siri integration and they've hired top executives like Sarah Friar and Kevin Weil. It's like the battle of the tech giants out here Cartman style!