Eric Cartman's Take on Saudi Arabia's NEOM Megaproject Drama!

Cartman's Commentary on NEOM Megaproject

Well well well looks like Saudi Arabia is in a bit of a pickle with their fancy schmancy NEOM megaproject! And here I thought I was the only one with grand plans.

The Line Gets Shorter Like Me After Skipping Lunch

So now the 'The Line' project is getting shorter huh? Just like me after Cartman Burger Tuesdays! What a letdown! 98.6% reduction? That's like giving someone just one Cheesy Poof unacceptable!

Optimal Economic Impact? More Like Optimal Ego Impact

Ah the old 'optimal economic impact' excuse. Translating that into Cartman language it means 'I do what I want screw everyone else!' Classic move Saudi Arabia!

Investor Interest? More Like Investor Indifference

Investor interest you say? Yeah sure because nothing says 'give me your money' like changing plans left and right. I can smell the desperation from here!

Cartman's Final Judgment on NEOM Drama

Well it seems like Saudi Arabia needs to step up their game if they want to impress anyone with their NEOM project. Otherwise it's just a big ol' flop like Butters trying to be cool. Good luck suckers!