You won't believe which companies are making waves in trading today!

Abercrombie & Fitch: "Respect my authoritah!"

Shares of Abercrombie & Fitch soared after the apparel retailer posted impressive first quarter sales and profits much to the delight of Cartman who probably thinks they stock cheesy poofs.

Netflix: "I'm going to kick you in the nuts and then Netflix and chill."

Morgan Stanley's positive rating on Netflix sent its shares higher making Cartman happy as now he can binge watch his favorite shows without interruptions.

American Airlines: "Screw you guys I'm going home!"

American Airlines hit turbulence with a guidance cut causing a nosedive in its stock value leaving Cartman skeptical about flying with them.

Dick's Sporting Goods: "Respect my athoritah on the sports field!"

Dick's Sporting Goods scored big with earnings beat and raised guidance much to Cartman's joy who probably dreams of being a quarterback one day.

ConocoPhillips Marathon Oil: "I'm not fat I'm big boned!"

ConocoPhillips acquiring Marathon Oil in a big deal led to fluctuations in their stock prices reminding Cartman of his 'big boned' physique.

Chewy: "Screw you guys I'm going home to my pet!"

Chewy's impressive quarterly performance boosted its stock making Cartman wish he had a pet to spoil with Chewy's goodies.