Microsoft's Carbon Emissions Skyrocket 30% Due to Data Center Construction!

Oh My God They Killed the Environment!

Okay seriously Microsoft what the heck are you doing? Your carbon emissions have gone up 30% and now you're blaming it on building more data centers? Come on guys this is not cool.

Cartman's Green New Deal

Microsoft aims to be carbon negative by 2030? Yeah sure just like I'm gonna be skinny by eating salads for a week. Good luck with that Bill Gates.

Carbon Free Electricity South Park Style

Microsoft wants their suppliers to use 100% carbon free electricity by 2030. Well at least they're trying to clean up their act unlike some people I know *cough* Kenny *cough*.

Renewables vs. Natural Gas: The Battle Royale

Goldman Sachs says AI and data centers will consume 8% of U.S. electricity by 2030. Looks like it's gonna be renewables vs. natural gas like a showdown between Kyle and Cartman for the last piece of pie.

The Power of Renewable Energy

Microsoft is going big on renewable energy contracting 19.8 gigawatts across 21 countries. That's a lot of power even more powerful than my epic burps after a Cheesy Poof binge.

Brookfield and Microsoft: A Match Made in Carbon Heaven

Microsoft signed a huge deal with Brookfield for 10.5 gigawatts of renewable energy. Looks like these two are the new power couple move over Brangelina.