Gordon Ramsey Roasts Green Parties for Losing Seats in European Parliament Elections

Greenlash Drama

Oh the drama in the European Parliament! The Green parties are losing seats faster than a pigeon snatching crumbs from my kitchen. It's like watching a soufflé collapse not a pretty sight I tell you.

Furious Far Right

Seems like the far right Identity and Democracy group is making moves like a fast food kitchen on a Friday night. They're marching in causing a stir while the Greens are getting roasted like an overcooked steak. It's a tough battle out there!

Green Race

Bas Eickhout is shouting from the rooftop about the global green race. It's a bit like a MasterChef competition but with countries instead of contestants. Europe needs to pick up the pace before the competition leaves them in the dust!

No Turning Back on Green Deal

The European Green Deal cannot go back just like you can't unburn a dish in the kitchen. There's pressure cooking up and the Green Deal needs to weather the heat. The transition to a greener economy is like trying to whip up a new recipe there's no room for mistakes!

Voters Want Climate Action

Greenpeace is demanding action for the environment like I demand perfection in the kitchen. Voters want climate change tackled head on just like I tackle a poorly seasoned dish. It's time for leaders to step up and show they've got the skills to handle this global challenge!