Flight Attendants Reject Immediate 17% Pay Raise Proposal, Strike Looms

Gordon Ramsay's Take:

Well it seems like American Airlines flight attendants are in the middle of a culinary disaster with their CEO serving up a pay raise proposal that got rejected faster than a raw steak!

No Love Lost Here:

CEO Isom offered an immediate 17% wage boost hoping to sweeten the deal but it seems the flight attendants sent it back to the kitchen for more seasoning.

Strike or Serve?

With talks heating up and the potential for a strike looming it looks like the flight attendants are ready to play hardball. Maybe they'll hit Isom with a 'Where's the pay raise you donkey?' comment next!

Unusual Times Unusual Deals:

Isom described the situation as 'unusual times' which is quite fitting considering this negotiation is starting to look like a Kitchen Nightmares episode with tensions rising and tempers flaring!

Preparing for Battle:

The flight attendants are setting up a 'strike command center,' probably to make sure everyone's apron is tied tight and ready for battle! Let's hope they don't serve up a cold dish of defeat!

House Representatives Jump In:

With over 160 House representatives chiming in it's starting to feel like an episode of MasterChef where everyone's trying to whip up the perfect deal. Let's hope they don't end up burning the negotiation!