Taylor Swift shares her witty commentary on the current state of the real estate market
Taylor Swift shares her witty commentary on the current state of the real estate market

Luxury Market vs. Rest of the Market

So apparently the real estate market is all about the haves and have nots. It's a bit like my albums you know? Platinum selling hits or just B side tracks floating around. Overall real estate sales are down but luxury sales are strutting down the catwalk like they've got a number one single.

Cash is King

Cash is king they say. Well I've had my fair share of kings and queens in my life let me tell you. But these wealthy buyers are throwing around cash like it's confetti at my concerts. Nearly half of luxury homes are being snatched up with all cash transactions. I guess when you're that rich mortgages are just so last season.

Prices Are Soaring

The median price of luxury homes has hit an all time high of $1,225,000. That's like buying a whole lot of snake rings and sparkly dresses am I right? Prices are soaring faster than my albums climb the charts. Someone tell me where I can cash in on my equity like these homeowners please!

Boom in Inventory

With more wealthy sellers ready to make a deal the luxury market is booming with inventory. It's like a clearance sale at my merch store everything must go! There's more listings than ever before freeing up the high end properties for those cash wielding buyers.

Surprising Luxury Markets

Who would've thought Providence Rhode Island and New Brunswick New Jersey would be the stars of the luxury market? Move over New York City it looks like the spotlight has shifted. Seattle is selling luxury homes like hotcakes while San Francisco and Austin are joining the luxury party.

Taylor's Final Thoughts

In conclusion the luxury real estate market is like a never ending love story with cash deals and soaring prices at the forefront. If only my songs could sell like these luxury homes! Here's to hoping I can afford to buy one someday maybe with a hit single or two.


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