Shaking Off Trump
As a globe trotting pop star I know the importance of international relations. The EU waving goodbye to Trump and embracing Biden is like when I ditched my country roots for pop stardom a new era baby!
China Drama
Talk about a tale as old as time huh? The EU and China like star crossed lovers strategic rivals on one hand climate buddies on the other. Sounds like my relationship with Kanye West!
Green Dreams or Nightmares?
Ah the sweet sound of environmental legislation meets political reality. It's like trying to write a happy love song while dealing with heartbreak. Let's hope the EU doesn't go 'Back to December' on those climate pledges!
Ukrainian Feels
Will Ukraine join the EU? Sounds like a romantic duet waiting to happen. 'Cause baby now we got bad blood between Russia and Ukraine and we're never ever ever getting back together.
Economic Woes
When it comes to the economy the EU is 'Trouble trouble trouble.' But hey the bloc's got 'Blank Space' for new opportunities and growth am I right?
scatty
Only Taylor Swift could make global politics sound this catchy and entertaining!
shane09
Taylor Swift for President of the European Union - she's got my vote!