Taylor Swift's Take on Boeing and NASA's Starliner Capsule 'Stable' Leak in Propulsion System

Shake It Off It's Just a 'Stable' Leak

So apparently Boeing's Starliner capsule has a "stable" leak in its propulsion system but fear not folks it's not a safety issue. It's just giving the astronauts a little something to keep them on their toes you know to make sure they're really awake for the journey to space.

NASA and Boeing: Bad Blood or Smooth Sailing?

Seems like NASA and Boeing are facing some turbulence on the way to a successful crewed launch but hey as long as they're not on bad terms like me and Kanye everything should be just fine. Right?

Space Odyssey: The Delay Continues

With SpaceX's Dragon capsule already stealing the spotlight Boeing's Starliner is taking its sweet time to make its grand entrance. I guess they're just building up the suspense like I do before releasing new music.

'The Archer' Strikes Again

Boeing has already spent $1.5 billion on Starliner setbacks? That's a whole lot of money almost as much as it costs me to buy new cats for my squad. Well at least they're not getting upstaged by a snake at an awards show right?

From The Vault: A Helium Leak Mystery

A small helium leak in the Starliner capsule? Sounds like a case for Detective Olivia Benson. I hope they solve this space mystery before it turns into a full blown drama. We don't need any more 'Bad Blood' in the space industry.

Ready for Launch: A Love Story in Space

Despite all the setbacks and leaks Boeing and NASA are still aiming for that June 1 launch date. It's like a love story you know? The space capsule and the rocket just can't stay apart for too long.