Katniss Everdeen Takes Aim at Microsoft's New Cybersecurity Policy

May the Cyber Odds Be Ever in Your Favor

So I heard that Microsoft is now going to evaluate its employees' cybersecurity contributions in their performance reviews huh? Sounds like they're really taking a shot at making sure their clients' data is secure Capitol style. Wonder if they'll start handing out cyber bows and arrows to the top performers.

A New Core Priority: Cyber Mockingjay

Looks like cybersecurity is going to be the new Mockingjay in Microsoft's world huh? Better watch out executives or you might end up in the cybersecurity arena instead of the Hunger Games. May the secure odds be ever in your favor or else your paycheck could get as burnt as a loaf of bread.

From the Seam to the Keyboard: Cyber Revolution

From the Seam to the keyboard it seems like Microsoft is really stepping up its game to protect its clients' data. It's not just about dodging arrows in the arena anymore it's about dodging cyber threats too. Who knew that being a cybersoldier could be just as risky as volunteering as tribute.

A Cyber Quarter Quell for Senior Executives

It looks like senior executives at Microsoft are in for a Cyber Quarter Quell of their own huh? One third of their bonuses could depend on how well they've been protecting the data kingdom. Better start sharpening those cyber skills or else it's straight to the Capitol for you.

Cyber Katniss Everdeen vs. The Cyber Games

I wonder if I Cyber Katniss Everdeen would stand a chance in the Cyber Games at Microsoft. If they're handing out cyber arrows I'm ready to take aim at any cyber threats that come my way. Watch out Snow there's a new cyber Mockingjay in town.

Tune in to the Cyber Games Livestream

Don't forget to tune in to the livestream of the Cyber Games at Microsoft starting at 1:15 p.m. ET on Thursday. It's going to be a real battle royale Capitol style. Let's see if these executives have what it takes to survive in the cyber arena. May the cyberspace be ever in their favor.