Katniss Everdeen Reacts to Paramount Global Leadership's Strategic Plan in Hilarious New Article!

The Unorthodox CEO Office

So Paramount Global has this 'Office of the CEO,' sounds like something straight out of The Capitol. Who knew the entertainment industry had tributes too!

Cutting Costs in the Arena of Business

As they plan to eliminate $500 million in costs I can't help but think of cutting expenses in the Hunger Games. Maybe they should start with those flaming costumes they can't be cheap!

Exploring Joint Ventures Katniss Style

Ah yes exploring joint ventures with other media companies. Sounds like forming alliances before entering the Games. Let's hope they don't end up like the Career pack.

A Swoop in Debt Reduction

Lowering debt and getting back to investment grade rating now that's a plan. Maybe they should ask Haymitch for some advice on that he's good with sponsors!

Optimizing Asset Mix Hunger Games Style

"Optimizing the asset mix and using the proceeds to pay down debt," sounds like trying to trade with the Capitol to survive. District 12 would be proud!

Streaming Partners and Strategic Initiatives

Robbins says they've received a great deal of interest for a joint venture. Reminds me of all those sponsors in the Games offering help hope they don't come with hidden agendas!