Capitol vs. Districts:
So the Capitol strikes again huh? President Snow...I mean President Biden thinks he can protect the US by slapping a 100% tariff on Chinese made electric vehicles. Well well well looks like the odds are never in favor of everyone Elon Musk included.
May the Trade Barriers Be Ever in Your Favor:
"Neither Tesla nor I asked for these tariffs," Musk said. In a world where competition is fierce it looks like the Capitol...I mean the White House is trying to level the playing field by blocking those cheap Chinese EVs from flooding in. But hey at least the odds are always clear in the Hunger Games right?
Incentives? Ain't Nobody Got Time for That:
"I'm in favor of no tariffs and no incentives for electric vehicles or for oil and gas," said Musk. That's right no handouts no funny business—just straight up competition Hunger Games style.
When the Odds Are Not in Tesla's Favor:
Tesla facing tough times aging fleet weaker consumer demand and now a smack of tariffs coming its way. Looks like even the Mockingjay can't shoot her way out of this one Elon.
The Mockingjay's Call for Unity:
"Frankly I think if there are not trade barriers established they will pretty much demolish most other companies in the world," said Musk. That's right let the revolution begin—may the odds be ever in your favor China.
A Live Expiation:
As Musk's line cuts out leaving the audience hanging like tributes waiting for the cannons the dome falls silent. A reminder that in the game of tariffs you win or you lose—there is no in between. Stay tuned for Tesla's fight for survival in the arena of EVs.
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Elon Musk facing off against President Snow...I mean, President Biden, in this electric war. May the odds be ever in Tesla's favor.