Giggity Giggity Gun Trial: Hunter Biden to Not Testify in Criminal Trial

Oh Alright!

Well well well looks like ol' Hunter Biden ain't gonna take the witness stand folks. Can you believe it? No givin' testimony for this guy.

Quid Pro Nope

Biden's lawyer tried to sneak in some 'didn't knowingly possess a gun' argument but the judge shut that down real quick. Sorry buddy no quid pro quo here!

From Guns to Hush Money

Meanwhile Trump's dealing with his own legal shenanigans. Falsifying business records for hush money to Stormy Daniels? Sounds like a wild ride!

Like Father Not Like Son

President Biden ain't playin' favorites though. He said no pardon for Hunter if he's convicted. Tough love just like poppa bear huh?

Tax Troubles Ahead

And it ain't over for Hunter yet. Still gotta face the music in LA for criminal tax charges. Better get those receipts in order buddy!