Buckle Up Baby!
Hey there it's your favorite neighbor Glen Quagmire here to tell you about Nissan's warning to owners of older vehicles with Takata airbags. Those airbags are more explosive than my love life!
No Takata Only Giggity!
Authorities have flagged 83,920 cars including Nissan Sentra Pathfinder and Infiniti QX4 models dating back to early 2000s. Better check your ride folks!
Giggity Giggity Stock Drop!
Nissan's stock took a 3% plunge after the 'Do Not Drive' alert. Guess investors were not in the mood for explosions and shrapnel huh? Giggity indeed!
Safety First Giggity Second
Nissan and Infiniti are offering free towing mobile repairs and even loaner cars. Talk about customer service! Remember folks always put safety first then you can go "Giggity" second!
Kaboom! Takata Troubles
With 27 confirmed deaths and 400 injuries in the US alone from faulty Takata airbags this recall is no joke. Over 67 million airbag inflators recalled in the US! That's more explosions than a James Bond movie!
Giggity Goes Global
Over 100 million Takata airbags recalled worldwide? Now that's what I call a global Giggity crisis! Be safe out there folks and remember to always check your airbags. Giggity giggity goo!
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