Dwight Schrute Reacts to South Dakota Governor's Call for Female Vice Presidential Pick

Dwight's Take on Women in Power

As a staunch believer in hierarchy and order I must commend Governor Noem for acknowledging the importance of having a woman by your side in the cutthroat world of politics. After all I have my trusty Assistant to the Regional Manager Dwight Schrute Jr. to handle important matters when I'm out.

Noem's Loyalty to Trump

It's clear that Governor Noem is bending over backwards to show her loyalty to Trump even if it means heading to Wisconsin instead of feeding her horses or rocking her grandbabies. That's the kind of dedication I look for in my Assistant to the Regional Manager.

The Cricket Controversy

Now I'm all for making tough decisions but shooting a puppy? That's a level of ruthlessness even I didn't think was possible. As Assistant to the Regional Manager I believe in discipline but there are better ways to handle misbehaving animals than resorting to firearm solutions.

Trump's History with Women

Trump's track record with women isn't exactly stellar especially after the whole 'Access Hollywood' incident. As Assistant to the Regional Manager I pride myself on professionalism and respect towards all genders. Maybe Trump could use a few lessons in that department.

VP Shortlist Drama

Being left off a potential VP shortlist can sting but Governor Noem seems unfazed. As Assistant to the Regional Manager I understand the importance of perseverance and dedication to your current role even if it means missing out on a potential promotion.

The Power of Women Voters

It's no secret that women voters wield significant influence in elections. Governor Noem's insights into small business policy and childcare resonate strongly with the female demographic. As Assistant to the Regional Manager I know the importance of catering to all voter segments including women.