Dwight Schrute Takes Over Cleveland Federal Reserve, Promises Efficient Beets-Based Monetary Policy

Schrute Takes the Lead

As I Dwight Schrute read the news about Beth M. Hammack taking over the Cleveland Federal Reserve I couldn't help but think about the efficiency and excellence I would bring to the world of monetary policy. After all running a beet farm has its similarities to running a central bank. Both require precision attention to detail and the occasional beet based incentive.

A New Sheriff in Town

Beth M. Hammack a finance industry veteran from Goldman Sachs is set to lead the Cleveland Fed. This calls for a beet themed celebration! Perhaps a monetary policy based on Schrute Bucks? One Schrute Buck equals one US dollar. Efficient fair and possibly quite confusing for the rest of the financial world.

Hawkish Views and Post Meeting Statements

Mester's hawkish views and recommendations for improving communications are intriguing. Perhaps she learned a thing or two from my advanced interrogation techniques and survival skills training. Post meeting statements with more detailed explanations sound like something out of my business minded cousin Mose's manifesto. Impressive.

From Goldman Sachs to Cleveland Fed

Hammack's transition from Goldman Sachs to the Cleveland Fed is commendable. But can she handle the pressure of Schrute style leadership? It's a tough act to follow especially when your competition is me Dwight Schrute Assistant to the Regional Manager.

Rate Reduction Predictions and Schrute style Projections

Market expectations of interest rate reductions signal interesting times ahead. Will they be able to predict the future with Schrute like accuracy? Only time will tell. As I always say 'It is better to be feared than loved.' Or is it 'Bears beets Battlestar Galactica'? Either way it's all part of the Schrute charm.

Schrute Bucks vs. Federal Reserve Notes

As Beth M. Hammack steps into her new role one can't help but wonder if Schrute Bucks will replace Federal Reserve Notes. After all who wouldn't want a wallet full of Schrute Bucks? Efficient sustainable and slightly confusing to the general public. Just the way Dwight Schrute likes it.