OpenAI Backtracks on Controversial Departure Process, Sparks AI Drama

Dwight's Disdain for Non Disparagement Agreements

I Dwight Schrute would never force my employees to sign non disparagement agreements. That's weak. OpenAI is learning a tough lesson in Tolkien law 'One does not simply take away vested equity.'

AI Drama and Scarlett Johansson

So this 'Sky' AI voice at OpenAI sounds like Scarlett Johansson huh? I bet Michael Scott would make a 'That's what she said' joke about it. But remember 'Bears beets Battlestar Galactica.'

Team Disbandment at OpenAI

Disbanding a team focused on AI risks? That's like closing Schrute Farms! We must always be prepared for the beet uprising. I just hope Sam Altman knows what he's doing.