Beyoncé and Book Advances: Britney Spears Reacts to Supreme Court Gift Disclosures

Beyoncé Brings the Bling

Oh honey if Beyoncé is handing out concert tickets like candy I need to join the Supreme Court! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson scored $3,711.84 worth of Queen Bey magic. Wonder if Jay Z tossed in a backstage pass?

Memoir Mania

A book advance of $893,750 from Penguin Random House? Looks like Justice Jackson is set to release some tea in her memoir "Lovely One." I should write a book too "Oops I Did It Again!"

Kavanaugh's Legal Memoir

Brett Kavanaugh making bank with $340,000 in book royalties. Maybe his legal memoir will be titled "Toxic Justice," with a tracklist featuring "Hit Me Baby One More Time."

Ethics Scandals and Megadonors

Looks like Justice Clarence Thomas got caught in a little oopsie with those "inadvertently omitted" trips courtesy of megadonor Harlan Crow. Whoops he did it again!