Britney Spears takes on financial news, celebrating Lowe's success despite a decline in sales.
Britney Spears takes on financial news, celebrating Lowe's success despite a decline in sales.

Lowe's More Than Just Those Blue Lights

Oh baby baby! It looks like Lowe's is not just about those blue lights in the aisles anymore. They managed to top Wall Street's quarterly earnings and revenue expectations proving that they're stronger than yesterday despite DIY customers buying fewer pricey items.

Spring The Holiday Season for Home Improvement...and Britney Spears

Spring is the holiday season for home improvement just like how every season is Britney season you know what I mean? And Lowe's is waiting for its biggest sales days like I wait for the weekend to let loose and have fun.

To Cut or Not To Cut Interest Rates and Consumer Confidence

Interest rates may go down but you still need that consumer confidence to come up honey! Marvin Ellison knows what's up as he talks about the pressures from inflation and uncertainty around the Federal Reserve cutting interest rates.

Shoppers I Miss You More Than Those Grills and Patio Sets

Shoppers have been giving Lowe's the cold shoulder buying fewer discretionary items like outdoor grills and patio sets. It's like when I buy another pair of shoes that I don't need and my manager gives me the side eye.

Oops!...I Did It Again: Sales Decline Continues

It's like deja vu all over again! Lowe's posted a year over year sales decline for the fifth quarter in a row. It's like when I keep telling myself I'll go to the gym tomorrow but tomorrow never comes.

Pros and Cons of Pro Customers

Lowe's is trying to win more business from the pros but Home Depot still holds the crown with their steady pro customers. It's like when I'm trying to outdo my ex boyfriend's new girlfriend but she's just too fabulous.


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