Britney Spears Throws Shade at Wall Street with Hilarious Stock Exchange Takeover Plan

Oops I'm Starting a Stock Exchange Again

Hey y'all it's Britney Spears here with some groundbreaking news! It seems like I'm not just making hits in the music industry but now I'm dipping my perfectly manicured nails into the finance world.

Watch Out Wall Street Britney's Coming In Hot

I heard that BlackRock and Citadel Securities are teaming up to start a national stock exchange in Texas. With my charm and star power I'm sure I can make trading stocks as entertaining as one of my concerts!

CEO Friendly? More Like Britney Friendly!

This new Texas Stock Exchange is all about being 'CEO friendly,' but we all know who the real star of this show is. Move over Wall Street Britney is about to bring some sparkle to the financial markets!

From 'Toxic' to Stocks: Britney's Evolution

I may have started out singing about being 'Toxic,' but now I'm all about diversifying my portfolio. Who needs a conservatorship when you've got stocks to trade am I right?

Thank You Next NYSE!

With the support of over two dozen investors I'm ready to take on the big players like the New York Stock Exchange and Nasdaq. Get ready for the Britney Spears Stock Exchange where every trade comes with a free dance number!

Britney's Texas Takeover

According to reports the Texas Stock Exchange is set to start trading in 2025 and host listings in 2026. Looks like the Lone Star State is about to get a whole lot more glamorous!