Taylor Swift's Hilarious Take on Delta Air Lines' Premium Economy Service Expansion

Shake It Off

So Delta Air Lines is stepping up their game with fancy schmancy premium economy huh? Sounds like they're really trying to 'level up' their customer experience.

Blank Space Premium Space

Premium economy the middle child between first class and economy? We love a good compromise. After all who wants to pay full price for first class when you can get almost the same perks for a fraction of the cost?

Bad Blood & Business Class

Looks like Delta United and the gang are in a heated competition to win over those big spenders. It's like the Hunger Games but with more legroom and fewer weapons.

The Archer of Upgrades

Elite members getting complimentary upgrades? That's some serious 'Love Story' right there. It's like Delta is saying 'You belong with me... in the premium cabin.'

Style and Substance

Amenities kits noise canceling headphones a full meal and a blanket? Sounds like Delta is really 'cruising' in the service department. Who needs a tour bus when you have all that on a plane?

Fly Like You Mean It

From extra legroom to premium economy airlines are really 'dancing with our hands tied' in terms of seating options. Who knows maybe one day we'll have a 'Delicate' class where pillows come with built in speakers.