Taylor Swift's Take on Cryptocurrency Market Volatility Will Shake It Off

Oh Bitcoin You Need to Calm Down!

So I heard bitcoin is taking a hit falling under $70,000 and causing a wave of long liquidations. I mean I've had tough breakups but this seems rough.

Ether Got No Tears Left to Cry

And Ether is like 'Hey bitcoin hold my teardrop guitar' as it falls 4.8% to $3,496.32. Rough day for the cryptos huh?

The Federal Reserve Drama Continues

Just like my songwriting process the Federal Reserve is stirring up drama with its rate decision. Can't they just shake it off and give us some good news?

Crypto You Need to Stay Stay Stay

When equities sell off other risk assets follow. It's like investors are saying 'Look what you made me do Federal Reserve!'

ETFs Are the Last Great American Dynasty

Despite all the ETF hoarding and strong fundamentals the market is in a 'malaise'. Guess we need some folklore to turn this crypto tale around.

Volatility and Confetti Tears

From long liquidations to market sell offs it's a rollercoaster out here. Just like in my 'Wildest Dreams' we're waiting for a clearer picture of what's to come.