Taylor Swift's Take on Apple's New iPad Pro and iPad Air Launch: Cats and iPads Unite!

Thin is In

The new iPad Pro is thinner than ever just like my unending list of exes. It's like a sleek catwalk on which to strut your stuff without the baggage of chunky weight holding you back.

OLED for Days

Apple's new OLED display is more colorful than ever much like the vibrant hues of my music videos but hopefully with fewer snake references.

Camera Magic

The camera placement finally makes sense unlike some of my romantically challenged decisions. Center Stage feature ensures you're always the star of the show just like my sold out concerts.

Chip Off the Old Block

The M4 chip is faster than ever much like how quickly my albums sell out. It's a powerhouse for professionals needing speed just like my songwriting process.

Penciled In

The new Apple Pencil Pro is a delight for creatives unlike the pen I used to write break up songs. It's got all the bells and whistles for those who love dabbling in digital art much like I dabble in heartbreak anthems.

To Buy or Not to Buy

The question remains: Should you snag the 2024 iPad Pro? It all depends on what you need. As for me I'll stick to penning hits and entertaining my feline friends. Cats and iPads unite!