Quentin Koffey takes on Masimo's CEO Joe Kiani in a demand for information about the health-tech company's proposed spinoff of its consumer business.
Quentin Koffey takes on Masimo's CEO Joe Kiani in a demand for information about the health-tech company's proposed spinoff of its consumer business.

Stewie's Interrogation Begins

Oh the audacity! I demand to know the name of this 'contemplated JV partner'! Even I with all my plans for world domination require a bit of information! It appears Koffey is channeling his inner Stewie Griffin in this quest for details.

Proxy Fight Round 2: The Sequel

Looks like Koffey isn't backing down in this Masimo showdown. Kiani better watch out or he might just end up in Stewie's time machine going back to fix his mistakes.

High Stakes and Legal Threats

Legal action you say? My my things are getting quite heated in the boardroom! Will there be a cutaway gag to Rupert the Bear lawyering up? Stay tuned!

The Spinoff Saga Continues

With stock prices bouncing around like a beach ball at a Griffin family BBQ it's anyone's guess how this spinoff saga will play out. Will Kiani emerge victorious or will Stewie—I mean Koffey—have the last laugh?

The Waiting Game

Ah the suspense is killing me! Will the full board finally get the scoop on the deal structure and joint venture partner? Or will this be a cliffhanger worthy of a season finale?

Commentary Confusion

In the immortal words of Stewie Griffin 'What the deuce?!' The silence from Masimo and Politan has us all scratching our heads like a confused Brian. Will they break their silence or leave us hanging like a poorly written episode?


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