Stewie Griffin Exposes Jamie Dimon's Stock Shock: 'We're Not Going to Buy Back Stock at These Prices!'

Stewie's Stock Commentary

Well well well looks like Jamie Dimon is feeling a bit stingy with those stock buybacks. No surprise there it's all about the money with these big shots!

Dimon's Downfall

Dimon's brutal honesty sent JPMorgan shares tumbling faster than a clumsy Chris Griffin. Could this be the beginning of the end for old Jamie?

Unappreciated Risks

Ooh seems like Dimon is shaking in his pinstriped suit over some pesky economic risks. Sounds like he needs a cuddle from Rupert the Bear to calm his nerves!