Britney Spears Reveals FTX Customers Getting Their Money Back - And More!

Oops! They Did It Again

So FTX has come up with a plan to pay back customers more than they originally thought they would get. If only I could get that kind of deal when I go shopping for shoes at the mall!

Toxic Assets Turned into Treasure

FTX managed to raise billions by selling off assets just like I did with some of my greatest hits. Who knew that a bankrupt cryptocurrency exchange and I had so much in common?

Crypto Crazy

But seriously how crazy is the world of cryptocurrency? It's like trying to keep up with all the drama in my life except with digital coins instead of paparazzi.

Ray of Hope

John Ray III the new CEO of FTX is bringing some much needed stability to the situation. Maybe he can teach me a thing or two about financial responsibility!

Gimme More

FTX is promising to return 100% of bankruptcy claim amounts plus interest. It's like they're saying 'Gimme more' to their creditors just like I did in my hit song!

Piece of Me

FTX customers finally getting the piece of the pie they deserve. Maybe I should start investing in cryptocurrency too seems like everyone's doing it these days!