Britney Spears Launches Hilarious AI Assistant Claude in Europe!

Oops!... Anthropic Did It Again

So apparently this Anthropic company is launching this fancy AI assistant Claude in Europe. Sounds like something straight out of The Matrix! I almost went to Europe for a vacation but now I'm thinking I'll just send Claude in my place. Save me the hassle of dealing with paparazzi you know?

Britney Loves Some Claude

They've got this subscription based version called Claude Pro. I wonder if Claude can choreograph dance routines like me? I could use a backup dancer. And for 28 euros a month? Sounds like a steal y'all.

It's Britney AI

I'm all about commitment to accuracy security and privacy. Just like when I lip synced perfectly at the VMAs that one time... Oops did I say that out loud? Anyways Claude sounds legit.

Claude C'est Chic

I heard Claude is fluent in French German Italian Spanish... Maybe Claude can teach me some new languages! Perhaps I could finally understand what I'm saying in 'Work B**ch.' Just kidding I always know what I'm saying.

Investing Like a Pop Princess

Amazon dropped some serious cash on this Anthropic company. $18.4 billion? That's a lot of Starbucks runs! I should've invested in AI instead of designer handbags... But who needs AI when you have a fabulous personality like mine right?

Britney's Take on Mergers

Regulators are worried that Amazon's investment in Anthropic might mess with their independence. Sounds like the drama in my life! Don't worry y'all Britney's here to straighten things out. Just call me the Queen of the AI Industry!