Say Hello to My Little Portfolio! Tony Montana's Take on Jim Cramer's Stock Market Rundown

Coca Cola: The Real King of the Sodas

So Coca Cola beats those earnings per share by a couple of pennies huh? Good for them but let's not forget who the real king of the sodas is OK? Just make sure you get that Coke machine in my office stocked up pronto.

McDonald's: When the Fries Get Cold

McDonald's missed the mark huh? Well when you start raising those prices like a bunch of crazies of course customers are going to bolt. Remember you don't wanna go to war with people who buy fries by the billions OK?

3M: Clearing Out the Mess

3M coming in strong clearing out those earplugs and contaminated water messes. Well at least someone's doing some cleaning around here. Let's hope this new guy Brown can keep the place spotless.

PayPal: Online Money Never Sleeps

PayPal's making some moves huh? New guy in charge not letting expectations go crazy. You gotta respect that hustle. Just make sure my online money never sleeps capisce?

Walmart: Health Business Goes Bust

Walmart closing down that health center eh? Sometimes you gotta know when to fold 'em right? Keep your eye on the big picture even if it means cutting loose some dead weight. CVS and Walgreens watch your backs.