Say Hello to My Little Spacecraft: Boeing's Starliner Launches With Astronauts

A Rocky Start

Ay caramba! Boeing finally launched its Starliner flight after a bumpy road filled with more twists and turns than my own life. The launch from Cape Canaveral saw two NASA astronauts on board heading to the International Space Station.

Space Odyssey

Like my friend Manny once said 'The eyes Chico they never lie.' The Starliner rocket released its capsule in orbit as planned and the flight went smoothly. They even have cameras inside to show what's happening just like I would have in my little friend.

Space Race Drama

Boeing and SpaceX have a real competition going on just like my competition in the drug game. Starliner is playing catch up to SpaceX's Dragon but they're hoping this mission will certify them to carry NASA astronauts like a boss.

Breaking the Bank

Boeing's Starliner has had its fair share of setbacks costing them big bucks in the process. I know a thing or two about losing money but $1.5 billion in costs and $5 billion of NASA funds? That's gonna leave a mark.

Mission Success

After years of delays setbacks and drama Starliner finally got off the ground. Let's hope they return to Earth in one piece unlike some of my associates who didn't make it back after messing with the wrong people.

Starliner's Last Stand

Boeing's Starliner has a lot riding on this mission. If they can prove they're up to the task they might just come out on top. Just like I did in my final stand against my enemies.