Say Hello to Modi's Little Friend! Scarface Tony Montana Weighs in on Indian Prime Minister's Election Woes

The World is Yours

So word on the street is that my man Modi's struggling to keep his throne in India. Looks like he's gotta cozy up to some smaller allies to score a third term. Hey sometimes you gotta spread the love to keep the power right?

Say Hello to My Little Census

With just 240 seats in Parliament Modi's BJP is falling short baby! The opposition's INDIA party did pretty well but hey you know what they say — the higher they fly the deeper they crash!

That Cubano Espresso Ain't Kickin'

Seems like the Indian folks are getting a taste of some bitter unemployment coffee. Modi's second term struggles are making people wish they had a different brew. Maybe they need a little 'Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy' action to spice things up!

The Economy Man

The market's taking a nosedive faster than a Tony Montana speedboat escape! The Sensex plunging 8%? That's almost as crazy as a mountain of coke disappearing at my place!

Money Power Respect

Modi's gotta tighten his grip on the game against rivals like China. It's all about flexing those muscles and showing off that economic firepower. Say hello to the big league Prime Minister!

A Portrait of Democracy

Some say Modi's been playing fast and loose with democracy but hey you can't deny that big elections like this are where the real action happens. Rise fall and rise higher — it's all part of the game baby!