Etsy Faces Crossroads: Can Robots and Beer Save the Day?

Bending the Curve or Just Bending Over?

Etsy CEO Josh Silverman was disappointed by the tough quarter blaming consumers' reduction in discretionary spending for the company's decline. Looks like they need a little more bending and a little less breaking!

From Highs to Lows Just Like My Alcohol Content

Just a few years ago Etsy was flying high with massive sales growth and an all time high stock price. Now it's crashing harder than I do after a night at the Bending Unit. What a rollercoaster of ups and downs!

Artisans Feeling the Squeeze Just Like My Junk in Tight Jeans

Artisans on Etsy are feeling the pinch with higher fees demands for ads free shipping and rapid response times. They're making less money while doing more work. Sounds like they need a beer and a robot arm to help out!