Putin Sparks Ruble Revolution, Bender Reacts!

Putin's Ruble Revolution

Hey meatbags Bender here. So Putin is making some big moves huh? Nearly 40% of Russia's trade turnover is now in rubles? Looks like he's putting the 'flex' in ruble exchange rate. I can respect a robot who knows how to handle his currency.

BRICS to the Rescue

Putin mentioned boosting settlements in the currencies of BRICS countries. Hey anything to stick it to those 'non friendly' Western currencies am I right? Imagine trading with China in bolts and nuts that would be something!

Putin's Financial Plans

Ah the Putin Plan™?. Doubling the value of the Russian stock market by the end of the decade and reducing imports? Sounds like he's playing a high stakes game of Monopoly. Maybe he's gunning for Boardwalk and Park Place.

West vs. East

The West tried to cut off Russia's economy but it's still going strong. It's like when I tried to shut down Mom's robots and they just kept coming back. Gotta hand it to Russia they know how to keep those circuits buzzing.

Ukraine Drama Unfolds

Oh boy here we go again. Russia vs. Ukraine the ultimate battle for supremacy. It's like a soap opera but with more tanks and less drama. Let's hope they can settle this without too many casualties.

D Day Showdown

Biden Macron and Zelenskyy standing up to Russia at the D Day ceremony? That's some real 'bite my shiny metal ***' energy right there. You go Earthlings show Putin who's boss!