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U.S. military deployment in the Middle East raises eyebrows and oil prices. Bender isn't impressed. image

U.S. Sends More Troops to the Middle East Are We Toast

Thu 26 March, 2026 10:29
3 minutes to read

Long security lines at airports exemplify the ongoing impact of the Homeland Security shutdown. image

Homeland Security Shutdown Fuels Airport Chaos as Spring Break Looms

Wed 25 March, 2026 21:49
3 minutes to read

Gold takes a nosedive, then pulls a Fry and comes back from the brink. All thanks to those unpredictable humans. image

Gold Plummets Then Recovers, I Blame the Humans

Mon 23 March, 2026 14:53
3 minutes to read

Global executives attend the China Development Forum in Beijing, highlighting renewed business interest in the region. image

Global Execs Flock to Beijing: Is China Back in Business

Mon 23 March, 2026 14:52
2 minutes to read

Bender contemplates the stock market surge while enjoying a cigar. image

Bender's Take on Market Surge: Trump Talks, Oil Drops, and Shiny Tech

Mon 23 March, 2026 16:43
3 minutes to read

FedEx invests in AI literacy for its workforce, driving innovation and efficiency across its global operations. image

FedEx Brain Boost AI Initiative to Supercharge Workforce

Sat 21 March, 2026 13:56
2 minutes to read

Crude oil prices react sharply to Middle East unrest, exceeding $112 per barrel due to geopolitical tensions and supply concerns. image

Oil Prices Soar Past $112 Amidst Middle East Tensions

Fri 20 March, 2026 19:54
3 minutes to read

Eli Lilly's retatrutide shows promising results in diabetes patients, paving the way for a new generation of weight loss drugs. image

Lilly's Retatrutide Obliterates Diabetes Trial Like Bender Obliterates Booze

Thu 19 March, 2026 12:06
2 minutes to read

European stocks plummet as geopolitical tensions in the Middle East send shockwaves through global markets. Gold and silver prices also tumbled amid the turmoil. image

European Markets Crash Amid Iran War Escalation

Thu 19 March, 2026 10:48
2 minutes to read

Bender ponders the implications of the Jones Act waiver while polishing his shiny metal body. image

Trump Suspends Jones Act Bender Weighs In

Wed 18 March, 2026 16:03
2 minutes to read