Michael Jordan's Take on After-Hours Trading Madness

Air Jordan Takes Flight with Apple's Surge

Well it looks like Apple is slam dunking in after hours trading with a 7% jump. $110 billion in share repurchases? Sounds like they're taking cues from my Chicago Bulls days with all those championships!

Expedia's Roller Coaster Ride

Expedia are you trying to book a trip to the moon with that speedy drop of 8%? Slow down Vrbo—Michael Jordan needs a break from all these ups and downs!

Amgen Making Moves Just Like MJ

Amgen is on fire with an 11% surge. Moving injectable obesity drugs into phase 3 trials? Sounds like they're aiming for a three pointer at the buzzer!

Fortinet's Defensive Struggle

Fortinet's shares taking a hit with an 8% tumble? Looks like they need to tighten up that defense. Don't worry I'll send some 'air' support their way!

Block Knocking It Out of the Park

Block popping 6% in after hours trading? They must have gotten their hands on one of my secret practice tips. Keep it up Block—just like in the playoffs!

Cloudflare's Cloudy Forecast

Cloudflare's sliding 13% after weak guidance? Looks like they need a dose of that 'Jordan Magic' to clear up those cloudy skies. I'll teach them how to jump over obstacles!