Michael Jordan Roasts Trump's Media Company for 10% Stock Drop

Air Jordan Dunks on Truth Social

Hey folks it's your main man Air Jordan here to talk about Trump's media company taking a bigger fall than my opponents at the hoop. Shares dropped 10% that's more than the height of my famous slam dunks!

From Rebound King to Net Loss

Looks like Trump Media had a net loss of $327.6 million in the first quarter of 2024. I've had a couple of bad games in my time but that's a whole new level of airball.

The Trump Jump Shot Misses

Trump Media managed to rake in just $770,500 in revenue. Sounds like they could use some tips from me on scoring big. Maybe they should try advertising on my sneakers!

Swish or Brick?

Despite the ups and downs Trump Media is hanging in there with a market cap of $6 billion. Let's see if they can pull off a buzzer beater or if they'll foul out.

The Slam Dunk of Operating Losses

Operating losses and negative cash flows seem to be Trump Media's specialty. Maybe they should bring me in as a coach to turn things around. Just don't ask me to run for president!

Nothing but Net Losses

In the meantime I'll be here enjoying my retirement shooting hoops and watching Trump Media struggle to make a basket. Looks like they need a bit more than just a Hail Mary pass to score big.