Bart Simpson's Take on European Carmakers' Emissions Lawsuits!

European Carmakers in Hot Water

Whoa looks like these European carmakers are in for a wild ride! Shares are plummeting faster than Milhouse on a skateboard. The only thing slipping faster than these stocks are Homer trying to squeeze into his old jeans.

D'oh! Dieselgate Strikes Again

Ah the ol' "dieselgate" scandal making a comeback! Volkswagen really knows how to make an entrance. Guess they wanted to see their stocks go downhill faster than my grades in school.

Mercedes Benz and Ford in the Hot Seat

Seems like Mercedes Benz and Ford got caught with their tailpipes between their legs. Not a good look guys! Are they gonna blame this one on Krusty the Clown too?

Legal Drama at High Court

It's a regular soap opera at London's High Court! Lawyers duking it out over emissions claims like it's a showdown at the Kwik E Mart. Wonder if they'll settle this with a rock paper scissors match?

The Defense

"No merit" in the claims eh? Sounds like something Principal Skinner would say. These carmakers are standing their ground like Maggie holding onto her pacifier. Time to lawyer up folks!

Volkswagen's Grand Finale

With fines and settlements piling up faster than a Homer sized stack of donuts Volkswagen is really putting on a show. Maybe they should change their slogan to "Volkswagen: Driving Emissions Up Up and Away!"