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iShares Expanded Tech-Software Sector ETF (IGV) performance indicates potential swing trade opportunities amid market volatility image

Software Sector's Last Hope Earnings Reports Eyed for Market Bounce

Mon 09 February, 2026 20:00
2 minutes to read

Comcast's execs pondering their failed Warner Bros. Discovery bid. Doh image

Comcast's Epic Fail A Bid for Warner Bros Discovery

Mon 08 December, 2025 18:26
4 minutes to read

Donald Trump endorses Nexstar's acquisition of Tegna, a move that's got more twists than Milhouse's social life. image

Trump Flip-Flops on Mega Media Deal D'oh

Sat 07 February, 2026 18:39
3 minutes to read

Crude oil barrels reflecting rising prices amid escalating US-Iran tensions. D'oh. image

Trump's Oil Tweet Sends Prices Skyward

Wed 28 January, 2026 20:06
2 minutes to read

Radioactive waste barrels under the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. image

Eat My Shorts Nuclear Waste Recycling is the Future Man

Wed 28 January, 2026 17:26
3 minutes to read

Larry Fink and Mukesh Ambani discuss shifting Indian investment from gold to equities. Ay Caramba image

Eat My Shorts Gold Diggers Invest in Stocks Dudes

Thu 05 February, 2026 15:25
2 minutes to read

Automakers are pumping the brakes on Super Bowl advertising opting for alternative strategies amid industry uncertainty and high costs image

D'oh Super Bowl Ads Go Extinct Automakers Bail Faster Than Milhouse

Sat 07 February, 2026 16:24
3 minutes to read

Automakers are skidding away from expensive Super Bowl ads, finding cheaper thrills elsewhere, like singing fish and dip holders. image

Eat My Dust, Super Bowl Commercials Faceplant

Sat 07 February, 2026 16:24
3 minutes to read