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Goldman Sachs celebrates landing the SpaceX IPO deal, a win that could launch them into the stratosphere of investment banking, potentially opening doors to other major IPOs like OpenAI and Anthropic. image

Eat My Shorts Goldman Sachs Lands SpaceX IPO Goldmine

Wed 20 May, 2026 21:38
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Car buyers are increasingly trading in their gas vehicles for electric ones, driven by rising fuel costs and growing EV loyalty. image

Gas Prices Got You Down Dudes Electric Cars Surge Incoming

Wed 20 May, 2026 12:00
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Target aims to win back consumers amidst a challenging retail landscape image

Eat My Shorts Target Earnings Under the Microscope

Wed 20 May, 2026 04:01
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Treasury yields on a wild ride, kinda like me on a skateboard down Evergreen Terrace. Cowabunga image

Doh Treasury Yields Skyrocket Higher Than My Chalkboard Antics

Tue 19 May, 2026 16:19
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Gautam Adani, Indian Billionaire, faces no charges after settlements. image

Adani's Legal Woes Vanish Faster Than My Homework

Mon 18 May, 2026 18:25
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Oil refineries processing crude oil amidst concerns of impending shortages. image

Impending Oil Shortage Fuels Price Hike Panic

Mon 18 May, 2026 12:07
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Even I, Bart Simpson, can see the market's got mood swings worse than Milhouse. image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street Stocks Take a Wild Ride

Fri 15 May, 2026 18:31
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Bill Ackman, hedge fund manager, invests in Microsoft stock betting on long-term growth image

Eat My Shorts Microsoft Stock Got Bought By Some Dude

Fri 15 May, 2026 13:28
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The world's oil supply chain gets a helping hand from China and the US amid Middle East tensions. image

Eat My Shorts Oil Prices Stay Surprisingly Chill Amidst Middle East Chaos

Fri 15 May, 2026 14:58
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Jim Cramer warns investors to get smart about AI chip stocks before their portfolios go up in smoke like Principal Skinner's car. image

Eat My Shorts, Semiconductor Rally Gets Real Selective Says CNBC's Cramer

Thu 14 May, 2026 22:22
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