Eli Lilly Pumps Billions into Indiana Plant for Weight Loss and Diabetes Drugs

D'oh! Another $5.3 Billion

Hey dudes Eli Lilly is throwing around another $5.3 billion like it's nothing. I wish they'd invest that money in something that would make me grow a foot taller like that time Milhouse tried those "super growth gummy worms."

Turning Indiana into Drug Central

Looks like Indiana is going to be the place to be for all the cool weight loss and diabetes drugs. Move over Springfield I've got a new destination in mind!

On the Incretin Train

Incretin drugs huh? Sounds like something Professor Frink would come up with in his lab. Maybe they should rename the drugs 'Skinner's Super Slim Down Serum' for some extra pizzazz!

More Bucks More Drugs

Eli Lilly is really going all out with the cash flow spending more than $18 billion on plants in the past few years. I wonder if they accept payment in Krusty Burgers?

Ka ching for Investors

Investors are loving this news with Eli Lilly upping its revenue outlook by $2 billion. That's a lot of dough even for someone like Mr. Burns.

Feeling Confident Like Homer at an All You Can Eat Buffet

With production set to increase Eli Lilly is feeling pretty good about the future. Watch out world here comes a wave of Zepbound and Mounjaro!