The Truth Hurts
So turns out Trump Media & Technology Group isn't exactly rolling in cash with a whopping $327.6 million loss in the first quarter. Maybe they should've tried dropping a surprise album instead?
Stock Market Shenanigans
Looks like DJT shares are dancing around like they're in a Taylor Swift music video – up and down making everyone dizzy. Can we get some 'Blank Space' vibes up in here?
Truth Social's TV Dreams
Trump's Truth Social platform is dreaming big with a TV streaming platform in the works. Because nothing says success like branching out into TV when your social media app is sinking faster than the Titanic.
Auditor Troubles
Just when you thought things couldn't get messier Trump Media's former auditor gets charged with 'massive fraud.' Maybe they should've stuck to auditing lyrics instead of financials.
Sugar4
Who knew Trump's financial troubles would make for such great entertainment? Maybe Taylor Swift will write a Broadway musical about it.