Stock Picks That Will Make You Say 'Bite My Shiny Metal Stock Portfolio!'

Amazon: Taking Over Stock Portfolios One Robot at a Time

I Bender love a good robot takeover story. Analysts are bullish on Amazon (AMZN) predicting a bright future much like the shiny metal future I envision for myself. Mizuho analyst James Lee is practically giddy about Amazon Web Services (AWS) predicting that it will lord over the cloud computing world in 2024.

Acushnet Holdings: Making Holes in Investors' Pockets

GOLF is not just a sport; it's a money making machine for Acushnet Holdings. Analyst Ivan Feinseth believes that as more people hit the golf course Acushnet will be swinging for the fences. With increased rounds played and new golfers joining the club it's like a hole in one for investors.

BJ's Wholesale Club: Where Membership Means More Money

BJ's Wholesale Club (BJ) is where the savings are as big as my shiny metal backside. Analyst Kate McShane sees a bright future for BJ's with market share increasing faster than you can say 'bender bending rodriguez.' With a growing membership base and shiny new deals BJ's is a must visit club for investors.