Jackie Chan's Hilarious Take on Wall Street Stocks: Carvana, Etsy, Cigna, Wayfair, and Trade Desk

Carvana Cruising Ahead

Well well well Carvana is speeding ahead like one of my action scenes. CEO Ernie Garcia laughing at those Wall Street analysts who doubted him? That's a classic Jackie Chan move!

Etsy's Handmade Mess

Oh no Etsy taking a tumble like a bad guy in my movies. CEO Josh Silverman's execution? Looks like he needs some Jackie Chan moves to turn this around!

Cigna's Surprising Beat

Cigna beating expectations and raising guidance? That's a plot twist even I didn't see coming! Watch out Wall Street Cigna is on the rise!

Wayfair's Furniture Frenzy

Wayfair jumping higher like a high kick from yours truly. Where do you shop when you're strapped for cash? Not RH but Wayfair! Jackie Chan approves!

Trade Desk's Cloud Adventure

Jefferies upgrading Trade Desk to a buy? Looks like these guys are ready for a fight just like me in my movies. Taking on Google? That's some serious Jackie Chan bravery!