Jackie Chan's Former Stunt Double Sentenced to 7.5 Years in Prison

Kung Fu Fighting

Well well well it seems like my former stunt double got himself into quite a pickle. Getting involved in some shady business huh? Should have stuck to doing backflips and roundhouse kicks on the movie set!

Paying the Price

Seven and a half years in prison? That's longer than it takes me to film a whole movie! Looks like karma caught up to him for all those questionable deals and contributions. Maybe next time he'll think twice before getting involved in some high stakes action.

Crypto Catastrophe

From FTX to bankruptcy seems like my former double really went down the rabbit hole. I always say 'It's not a tragedy it's a learning experience!' Maybe he'll learn some new martial arts moves while he's in the slammer.

Insider Turnaround

Turning on your boss huh? That's a move straight out of one of my movies! Looks like the whole gang is singing like canaries. Bet they never expected Jackie Chan's former stunt double to be the one to bring them down.

Justice Served

Looks like the judge wasn't pulling any punches with this sentence. Fraud campaign finance schemes and mishandling assets? Sounds like a plotline from one of my action flicks. Remember with great power comes great responsibility!

Final Showdown

Well well well seems like my former stunt double finally met his match. From the glitz and glam of Hollywood stunts to the harsh reality of a prison cell. Life truly is stranger than fiction my friends.