Jackie Chan Chews the Scene at Shangri-La Dialogue with Hilarious Commentary on China-Taiwan Relations

Adm. Dong Jun's Fiery Comments

So I heard Adm. Dong Jun is throwing around threats about self destruction for anyone trying to separate Taiwan from China. Who does he think he is a villain in one of my movies?

China's 'One China' Principle

Dong keeps barking about mantaining China's 'One China' principle. Hey Dong how about focusing on keeping your Kung Fu skills sharp instead of worrying about who Taiwan wants to hang out with?

Outside Forces and 'Big Power'

Dong points fingers at 'big power' supporting Taiwan separatists. Sounds like a plot from one of my movies maybe I should star in 'Big Power Takes on Iron Fist' next!

Taiwan and US Military Hardware

Taiwan keeps beefing up its military with US tanks and fighters. Maybe they are getting ready for a martial arts showdown with Adm. Dong and his 'One China' army!

Dong's Strong Statements

Adm. Dong is really passionate about Taiwan and South China Sea tensions huh? Maybe he needs to take a chill pill and relax with some of my movies they are known to be therapeutic!

China's 'Peaceful Resolution' Stance

Dong keeps talking about peaceful resolutions while waving the threat of self destruction. I need some of whatever he's having it must make you feel invincible!