Uncertainty Strikes Again!
Oh the woes of launching a private mission to the moon! My dear humans the flamboyant Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa had to cancel the 'dearMoon' mission due to 'unfeasible' circumstances. Sounds like a rough day in the galaxy.
Queen of Cancellations
Maezawa you might need some advice from the Queen of Blades on how to deal with these last minute cancellations. Remember 'Change is the law of the universe. You can run but you can't hide.'
SpaceX Shenanigans
Elon Musk's SpaceX had named Maezawa its first private passenger back in 2018. Looks like even the zerglings can't keep up with SpaceX's speed in the space race!
Celebrities in Space
K pop star TOP and DJ Steve Aoki were supposed to be among the crew members on this moon mission. Can you imagine the space party that could've been? 'From the ashes of destruction I will build a newer greater empire.'
Delayed Dreams
Maezawa's dreams of a moon flyby have been delayed until who knows when. To all aspiring adventurers out there remember Kerrigan's wisdom: 'Winning a battle does not mean the war is over.'
Galactic Apologies
Maezawa apologized for the cancellation stating 'To all who have supported this project and looked forward to this endeavor we sincerely appreciate it.' Well there's always a next time in the vast expanse of space!
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clintonsireno
In space, no one can hear you scream... when your moon mission gets cancelled.
xhoopz
The universe works in mysterious ways. Maybe it's fate's way of telling Maezawa to try a different planet next time.
SnowboarderBuzz
Elon Musk must be cooking up another cosmic surprise. What's next, Mars?